Hey there, my name is Kat. I like a little bit of everything. In life there is only one rule: live like you will die tomorrow.
3ds fc: 1676-4985-9588

 

catandcrown:

derekwtf:

kyocrisis:

Can’t catch a break

I think about this almost everyday.

I’m three off completing my dex. Screw you, Oak.

catandcrown:

derekwtf:

kyocrisis:

Can’t catch a break

I think about this almost everyday.

I’m three off completing my dex. Screw you, Oak.

dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.

dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

(Source: iguanamouth)

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

(Source: fivetail)

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com)

therealdsandman:

kingofthewilderwest:

scribe-of-berk:

These two pages are the best I have ever seen. The page on the left reads:

ATTENTION
DANGER
If a dragon shoots you
with fire you will die
(next to the crossed out stuff) Avoid fire by running
Their breeding habitats are grasslands,
prairies, pastures and abandoned fields
All of which are may be found from 
across western and central North America

The second page is even better. It’s a near perfect copy of the Gettysburg Address.

Four score and seven years ago
our fathers brought forth on this continent
a new nation conceived in liberty
and dedicated to the proposition
that all men are created equal
Which they gave the last full measure
of devotion that we here highly 
Resolve that these dead shall not 
have died in vain that this
god (yes it says god, not land) shall have a new birth of freedom
And that the government of the people 
by the people for the people
shall not perish from the earth
Their breeding habitats are grasslands,
prairies, pastures and abandoned fields
All of which are may be found from 
across western and central North America
to northern Mexico

Yeah, the breeding habitats thing is a placeholder thingy to make stuff look fuller. I’ve found it a bunch of other places in the episode. And I’m sorry this is so long .__.

I was having fun doing some translation of the pages of the Book of Dragons myself and was laughing at some of the things they put in there (like the fact that the Thunderdrum’s left ear is slightly larger than the right), when I saw this page and the other translations that have been done by scribe-of-berk.  Bless you, DreamWorks.

At least the place holder isn’t Lorem Ipsum. That’d just be unoriginal.

therealdsandman:

kingofthewilderwest:

scribe-of-berk:

These two pages are the best I have ever seen. The page on the left reads:

ATTENTION

DANGER

If a dragon shoots you

with fire you will die

(next to the crossed out stuff) Avoid fire by running

Their breeding habitats are grasslands,

prairies, pastures and abandoned fields

All of which are may be found from

across western and central North America

The second page is even better. It’s a near perfect copy of the Gettysburg Address.

Four score and seven years ago

our fathers brought forth on this continent

a new nation conceived in liberty

and dedicated to the proposition

that all men are created equal

Which they gave the last full measure

of devotion that we here highly

Resolve that these dead shall not

have died in vain that this

god (yes it says god, not land) shall have a new birth of freedom

And that the government of the people

by the people for the people

shall not perish from the earth

Their breeding habitats are grasslands,

prairies, pastures and abandoned fields

All of which are may be found from

across western and central North America

to northern Mexico

Yeah, the breeding habitats thing is a placeholder thingy to make stuff look fuller. I’ve found it a bunch of other places in the episode. And I’m sorry this is so long .__.

I was having fun doing some translation of the pages of the Book of Dragons myself and was laughing at some of the things they put in there (like the fact that the Thunderdrum’s left ear is slightly larger than the right), when I saw this page and the other translations that have been done by scribe-of-berk.  Bless you, DreamWorks.

At least the place holder isn’t Lorem Ipsum. That’d just be unoriginal.

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

punkmarauder:

but guys how cool would Mrs Potter have been, I mean she didn’t just raise the James Potter but she practically adopted Sirius and I’m just guessing she would have had all the marauders round over the holidays, like can you imagine her being a proper little Mrs Weasley with the marauders and fussing over them and she doesn’t even have a name but Mrs Potter man 

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

(Source: suzitobritts)